Welcome to Qatar World Cup 2022: The Sports Version of Fyre Fest + Woodstock 99 with Sharia Law on an Epic Scale
Don’t Be Drunk, Don’t Be Gay, or Qatari Police Will Lock You Away - the 2022 Sharia Law World Cup is coming to Town! The Qatar World Cup 2022 kicks off on Sunday, November 20th
Qatar is finally ready to lift the curtain on the most controversial, scandal-tainted, hypocritical sporting event in history.
The first match between Qatar and Ecuador kicks off in five minutes, and we are predicting major culture clashes as fans from the Western Hemisphere travel to this corrupt Middle Eastern country ruled by Sharia Law.
The 2022 Qatar World Cup has been a scandal-fueld shitshow from the moment this tiny little desert peninsula was awarded the rights to host the world’s biggest sporting event back in 2010.
Only 75 years ago, the odds of Qatar hosting a future World Cup were about the same as Antarctica’s.
Playing soccer in a blizzard on a snow-covered pitch at South Pole Stadium sounds way more plausible than dribbling on scorching hot sand in Qatar’s withering heat.
This nation of previously poor, illiterate pearl farmers magically morphed into ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’ of the Middle East overnight, thanks to the discovery of a gigaton shitload of fossil fuels.
Thanks to the world’s largest deposits of natural gas and billions of barrels of black gold, Qatar went from being the Arabic version of Yuma, Arizona in 1922 to the wealthiest nation on EARTH in 2022.
Qatar spent an estimated $150 million in bribes to FIFA World Cup voters in 2010, and another $250 billion since then on eight brand new stadiums, 100 hotels and massive infrastructure spending.
The official mascot of the 2022 Qatar World Cup looks like a Muslim version of Casper the Friendly Ghost, and unintentionally pays homage to the estimated 6,500 foreign workers who died while building Qatar’s shiny new soccer stadiums.
Qatar has a population of 2.5 million people, but only 300,000 are official Qatari citizens.
The other 2.2 million residents have been brought to Qatar to toil under the Kafala system, which has been accurately described as “slavery 2.0”.
Tens of thousands of people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, and the Philippines were brought to Qatar to perform the brutal labor of building eight new World Cup stadiums, cleaning houses, picking up trash and other tasks that official residents of the world’s wealthiest country consider to be beneath them.
Millions of Southeast Asians now view Qatar as a racist nation of modern day slave traders after so many people died and Qatar refuses to accept any responsibility.
The Guardian reports: “More than 6,500 migrant workers from India, Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka have died in Qatar since it won the right to host the World Cup ten years ago.”
Amnesty International says those estimates are way too low.
“Official Qatari statistics show that over 15,021 non-Qataris – of all ages and occupations – died between 2010 and 2019, but data on cause of death is unreliable, due to the lack of investigations which Amnesty documented.”
Amnesty International has been all over this scandal:
Amnesty International reports that, “Every single gardener and construction worker who spoke to Amnesty International reported abuse of one kind or another,” including:
Squalid and cramped accommodation,
Paying large fees ($500 to $4,300) to recruiters in their home country to get a job in Qatar,
Being deceived as to the pay or type of work on offer (all but six of the men had salaries lower than promised when they arrived, sometimes by half),
Not being paid for several months, creating significant financial and emotional pressures on workers already burdened with heavy debts,
Employers not giving or renewing residence permits, leaving them at risk of detention and deportation as “absconded” workers,
Employers confiscating workers passports and not issuing exit permits so they could not leave the country,
Being threatened for complaining about their conditions.
FIFA and Qatar insist that only THREE workers died over the past 12 years of World Cup construction.
FIFA and Qatari officials took reverse inspiration from the CDC’s classification of Covid-19 deaths, and are blaming the estimated 6,500 World Cup worker deaths on something else.
Just look how they classified the deaths of 2,100 Neplai workers.
Qatar’s Persian Gulf neighbors (hello Saudi Arabia, Iraq and Iran) view Qatar as the San Francisco of the Middle East, a propaganda mouthpiece for the West and a traitor to their Islamic neighbors.
Twenty years ago, Qatar spent more than $1 billion to build the Al Udeid Air Base, then called up the United States and asked if they wanted a free, brand new airbase for their military headquarters in the Middle East.
The U.S. military replied, “thank you for your generous gift, we would love use your new billion dollar military base to bomb your neighbors into oblivion.”
The Qatar airbase is now home to the forward headquarters of United States Central Command (CENTCOM), the United States Air Forces Central Command, No. 83 Expeditionary Air Group RAF, the 379th Air Expeditionary Wing of the US Air Force and over 11,000 U.S. military forces.
Question: How do you think Qatar’s Muslim neighbors feel about Qatar building a massive, billion dollar military base twenty years ago, and then handing it over to the United States to conduct war operations in the Middle East?
May Allah have mercy on the souls of anyone who gets caught trying to smuggle in any contraband into the super corrupt, lying, cheating, super mean nation of Qatar.
It’s illegal to be drunk in public in Qatar. It’s also illegal to be gay.
But gay soccer fans who drink alcohol have nothing to fear. Their courageous futbol heroes have announced that they will take a brave stand against anti-LGBTQ laws by wearing rainbow armbands and patches.
That’ll show those homophobic Qataris who’s the Tony Danza around here!
The United Kingdom urges all travelers to the 2022 Qatar World Cup to avoid revealing their knees or shoulders.
Wearing shorts and a tank top is a double violation that will compel most Qatari judges to send your naked knees to jail.
Please ignore those 22 soccer players wearing shorts on the pitch during World Cup games in Qatar.
They are absolved from the enforcement of Sharia Law.
Not you!
Q: Which is a more oppressive environment for wearing pants?
Watching a 90 minute World Cup game in 90 degree heat
Spending the next three years of your life in a Qatar prison cell
The 2022 Qatar World Cup is a globalist wet dream - “a massive celebration of culture, inclusivity, a sense of belonging….” - featuring hypocrisy, stupidity and gaslighting on an epic scale, brought to you by Budweiser Zero, the Great Reset and Islamic Fundamentalism.
Two days before the World Cup, Qatar officials announced that no beer will be sold in or around the stadium. They claim that alcohol consumption is a violation of their Islamic values.
But what it really shows that Qatar is run by corrupt hypocrites who seem to worship the almighty dollar more than Allah.
If you are a high roller watching the games from an expensive corporate hospitality suite or VIP superbox, you will have full access to beer, wine, champagne and mixed drinks.
Seems like Qatar’s “traditional Islamic values” get tossed out the window if you wave a big fat check with three or four zeroes in their face.
The hypocrisy on display is astounding. Qatar is advising soccer fans not to flash their naked knees in public by wearing shorts - while watching soccer games played by people wearing shorts.
Qatar officials say their Islamic values forced them to cancel alcohol sales around stadiums, but they will eagerly toss those religious values in the dumpster if you pay them enough money.
Teddy still has a ton of things to say about the sporting equivalent of Fyre Fest + Reverse Woodstock ‘99 multiplied by Sharia Law.
However, the deadline to finish this post is only 9 minutes away, when the first game between Qatar and Ecuador begins.
We are calling a lid on this post.
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