Get ready for the best episode in the history of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’. We’ve got 32 days until the most important Midterm elections in the history of the United States of America.
With all the major domestic and international developments that have transpired since the last show 23 days ago (Jordan!), this podcast will be a rapid-fire ‘PTI’ format, touching on a dozen different topics.
Without further ado - let’s go!
Topics Discussed on Episode 27 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’:
Best analysis I’ve seen of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline sabotage is from Monkeyworx. The CIA warned Germany this summer that something bad was going to happen to the pipeline. Back in February, U.S. president Joe Biden promised he would take down the pipeline: “If Russia invades – that means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again – then there will be no longer a Nord Stream 2. We will bring an end to it.” Who did it and why? You aren’t allowed to ask questions. Please ignore this brilliant analysis from Monkeyworx - which shows U.S. military jets flying in the immediate vicinity of the explosions at the exact time the pipeline was sabotaged. WTF is going on here?
“Why would the United States take out this pipeline? Reason - because it is a very large source of revenue for Russia and the sanctions to date have not worked, in fact, they have backfired on the United States.”
“Also, note the timing as Poland and Norway announce a new Baltic Pipeline just days after the sabotage and the EU has secured a deal with Israel going forward so they will no longer rely on Russia for the gas and oil. We simply waited until everything was shored up and made our move.”
Tucker Carlson had the audacity to ask if the USA might be responsible for blowing up the pipeline. He was immediately attacked by Biden’s PR puppets in the American news media as a traitor who is spreading pro-Putin propaganda. But everything Tucker said makes perfect sense: “If you are Vladimir Putin, you’d have to be a suicidal moron on to blow up your own energy pipeline. That’s one thing you would never do. Natural gas pipelines are the main source of your power and wealth, and most critically your leverage over other countries. Europe needs your energy, now more than ever with winter approaching. If you can’t deliver that energy, then countries like Germany have no need to pay attention to what you want.”
Back in July, Teddy predicted that Joe Biden’s team would pursue (a) student loan forgiveness and (b) federal marijuana legalization before the Midterm elections to swing votes. Today, Biden pardoned all federal offenses of marijuana possession, and encouraged governors in all 50 states to do the same. CNN reports that “the President will task the Department of Health and Human Services and Attorney General Merrick Garland to ‘expeditiously’ review how marijuana is scheduled under federal law, the first step toward potentially easing a federal classification.” As I’ve said on the podcast many times, I believe marijuana prohibition should have ended a long time ago. And most Americans in 2022 agree with me. It’s the timing of the announcement (only 32 days before the Midterm elections) that screams ‘bold-faced election ploy’. Remember when Biden bribed Georgia voters with $2000 checks if they voted for Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff? How would you like $10,000 of your student loans forgiven? Same thing here, but with weed.
Looks like Elon’s Twitter deal might finally happen. In the meantime, Twitter will do their best to swing as many votes to their fellow Democrats as possible, with the full U.S. launch of their crowdsourced fact-checking program known as Birdwatch. What exquisite timing - just in time for the Midterms! Wonder if there will be any “right wing” twitter users checking these facts? Elon better close this deal soon!
Teddy is launching his own fact checking service in Q4 2022: Final Authority Fact Checkers (FAFC). We are the final authority on all facts. Why? Because we say so, fuckface. That’s why. If you don’t agree, that sucks for you, since WE are the undisputed FINAL AUTHORITY on checking facts. It says so in our name. Get your facts straight.
Joe Biden took a trip to Saudi Arabia about 80 days ago, begging them to produce and release more barrels of oil. This week, Saudi Arabia (the defacto leader of the OPEC+ cartel) and the other OPEC+ countries announced they will instead by cutting production by 2 million barrels per day. In response, Joe Biden announced that the USA will release another 10 million barrels of oil from our Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Russia and the OPEC+ nations will get a healthy profit increase, as American consumers grapple with the rising price of everything. Biden and NATO’s ill-conceived economic sanctions against Russia have completely backfired and are instead punishing American and European citizens with soaring gas, electric and energy bills. Way to go, Joe!
The FBI released their 2021 national crime statistics this week. But since only 65% of police precincts submitted crime data, the FBI had to guesstimate the crime stats for the other 35%. Kind of a big deal, considering that the FBI didn’t get any crime data from California, New York or Florida. They didn’t receive any reports from New York City or Los Angeles. Phoenix submitted data for only one month, and Chicago for only six months. The top issues for American voters heading into the midterms are: the economy / inflation and crime. But our government cannot even provide us with accurate crime stats. I’m kinda shocked they didn’t blame Covid for the lack of data. Instead, the FBI says the lack of data is attributed to migrating to a new crime stats reporting system. This new system is supposed to provide us with more detailed data. Hypothesis: The new system is incredibly time-consuming to enter reports (since it’s supposed to generate way more details). Police units from coast-to-coast are short-staffed and facing major recruiting issues. Major cities like Seattle, Portland and Austin are under-staffed by several hundred officers. They barely have enough police in Austin to respond to emergency 911 calls in a timely fashion. Do you think that America’s over-worked police officers have enough time to sit down and enter detailed a crime report in this new system for the FBI database? Since the FBI is totally compromised and now works as Biden’s gestapo, I wouldn’t be surprised to discover that this new crime reporting system was intentionally designed to be a long and laborious pain-in-the-ass, making it difficult for cops to have enough time to submit their reports. Also, many citizens in super woke cities like San Francisco and Portland stopped calling the police to report crimes, since their radical Marxist Soros-backed D.A.’s refuse to prosecute criminals and there aren’t enough police around to investigate who sawed off your catalytic converter or pooped down your chimney. This FBI report proves one thing: the most effective way to lower crime statistics is by not submitting any crime data in the first place.
The January 6th committee has scheduled yet another hearing for October 13th. They have been meeting for the past 14 months. Of course, they scheduled one more big October Surprise show trial before the Midterm elections.
Traitor Joe says Hurricane Ian settled the debate on climate change. Michael Shellenberger’s substack shows that Biden and the media are lying their asses off to push their hysterical climate agenda. Shellenberger: “The increasing cost of hurricane damage can be explained entirely by more people and more property in harm’s way.”
New York AG Letitia James files a $250 million civil lawsuit against Donald Trump. Took her three whole years to investigate Trump and she didn’t find evidence of a single crime. Meanwhile, actual crimes committed by real criminals have exploded in New York state under her watch. Keep in mind that it was up to the banks to decide whether Trump’s balance sheet was legit or garbage. Banks seem to think Trump’s financial ledgers look legit, otherwise how would he keep getting massive loans to buy skyscrapers and golf courses? New York will lose tens of millions in annual tax revenue if Trump moves all his companies to Florida. Politically motivated witch hunt that Teddy predicts will be dropped or thrown out after the Midterm elections, during the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.
The media says Russia is getting beat badly by Ukrainian troops this week. But since the war began in February, Russia has added 100,000 square kilometers of territory and has absorbed 8.5 million Russian-speaking people. Russia’s oil and gas industries are more profitable than ever, and the Russian Ruble is at a seven year high. And of course, Putin enjoys huge leverage over Europe, as they depend on Russian fossil fuels to survive. Russia has strengthened their ties with China, Saudi Arabia and Brazil during the conflict. This doesn’t sound like losing to me.
If you enjoy watching documentaries about major events that turned into massive dumpster fire infernos like Fyre Festival and Woodstock ‘99, you only have a couple weeks left to contact farmers in Nebraska to secure a few bushels of corn before the ‘Mother of All Dumpster Fires’ (MADF) kicks off in Qatar on November 20th.
Wait until you hear about the wonderful fan experience that awaits attendees of the 2022 Qatar World Cup. English soccer hooligans in the Middle East under strict Sharia law. What could go wrong? Teddy will have a substack and podcast dedicated exclusively to the World Cup nightmare that awaits the 2.5 million idiots who bought a ticket to this bona fide blimp factory fire.
Episode 27 was recorded on Thursday evening, October 6th.
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