Back again after a much-needed hiatus from Clown World doomscrolling - it’s time for Episode XXV of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’!
Episode 25 was the first (and probably the last) show to be recorded outdoors. Thought it would be cool to record Episode 25 near a van down by the river. During post-production, however, I discovered why most folks record podcasts inside. Way less ambient noise from chickens, roosters and rustling leaves.
EPISODE 25 TOPICS:
Joe Biden announced $10,000 student loan forgiveness program that will cost taxpayers $300 billion. I thought buying votes was illegal in the United States. But it seems like Joe Biden is granted immunity from this law.
Remember back in January 2021 (with control of the U.S. Senate hanging in the balance) when president-elect Joe Biden guaranteed that $2000 stimulus checks would be sent “immediately” if Georgians cast their votes for Democratic candidates Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff in the run-off election? Biden also warned voters that "those checks will never get there" if they voted for the two Republican incumbents (Sen. David Perdue and Sen. Kelly Loeffler). That sounds like buying votes to me! Vote Democrat in January 2021, and get you free $2000 stimulus check immediately. Vote Democrat during the November 2022 midterms, and we might just forgive the rest of your student loan balance.
California will prohibit the sale of new gasoline-powered cars by 2035. Start saving for your $65,000 electric vehicle now. Make sure you put aside $10,000 for maintenance and repairs, since you won’t be able to do-it-yourself with these vehicles.
The new bivalent Covid vaccine sounds super safe. With this newly updated formula, you only have a 1 in 1000 chance of having “temporary one-sided facial drooping (Bell’s palsy)”. Just like Justin Bieber! This new mRNA Shot also features warnings about myocarditis, pericarditis and capillary leak syndrome flare-ups, which cause fluid leakage from small blood vessels, rapid swelling of the arms and legs, sudden weight gain and low blood pressure. Roll up your sleeves, suckers!
CNBC should be deplatformed and permanently banished from the internet after posting this article: ‘Do Americans Have a Vitamin D Problem?”. CNBC insists that it’s “irresponsible to even test patients for vitamin D deficiencies”. And don’t even think about taking Vitamin D supplements. You might overdose and put yourself in danger. Want proof? CNBC reports that some guy in England was taking 150,000 IU’s of Vitamin D per day, and it didn’t go well for him. Who could have imagined that swallowing an entire bottle of Vitamin D pills every 48 hours might not be an effective health strategy?
CNBC claims that it’s “irresponsible” to test for Vitamin D levels, and you should wait until you start breaking bones during simple activities before you consult your doctor. I’m totally serious. CNBC interviewed a doctor that actually said: “If you’re breaking bones during simple activities, experiencing bone pain to the touch or feeling enough muscle pain or weakness to keep you from being able to comfortably get out of chairs, you should consult your doctor about a potential vitamin D deficiency.”
China announced it has started geoengineering rain to alleviate drought conditions. China has already started seeding clouds using silver iodide rods to induce rainfall. Check out our two-part series on the harmful ramifications from Geoengineering in Episode #14 and Episode #15, with special guest Blue Canaries.
During Episode 24, I said I would be focusing this podcast back towards national and world news. But I had to comment on a couple major stories that have happened in Austin over the past 20 days since I’ve been away. Three people shot or stabbed to death on Sixth Street, along with a dead body discovered by a horrified jogger along the Town Lake hike and bike trail at 6 am yesterday morning and another body found in Zilker Park this morning.
Plus Awful Austin Mayor Steve Adler joins the advisory board of Pacaso, a so-called ‘Prop Tech Unicorn’ that is doing a tremendous job of pissing people off from coast-to-coast. Everything Teddy ever said about Mayor Adler over the past two years was 100% accurate and way too mild. Pacaso is the shadiest, greediest company in America. Mayor Adler a greedy, selfish jerk who ruined one of the cleanest, safest and most affordable cities in North America.
Kudos, props and shout-outs to Austin heroes Brad Swail (host of ‘The Austin City Councilman’ podcast’) and Clinton Rarey (best candidate for Austin City Council District 1)
Much, much more on everything that has transpired since the last episode was posted three weeks ago.
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