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Teddy Brosevelt Show | Episode #19 - Austin Votes Yes on Urban Alchemy, Texas Offshore Wind Farm Clown Plan
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Teddy Brosevelt Show | Episode #19 - Austin Votes Yes on Urban Alchemy, Texas Offshore Wind Farm Clown Plan

Joe Biden's Offshore Wind Turbine Plan is Fifty Times worse for the Climate than Fracking.

Episode #19 is the longest episode (68 minutes) in the short history of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’.

This show was recorded earlier today, Friday, July 29. Fresh new intro and outro beats created tonight using Launchpad for iOS.

Despite Teddy’s bombshell story about Urban Alchemy six days ago on Austin Texas Times, eight mammals on the Austin City Council still voted ‘yes’ to have scandal-tarnished Urban Alchemy run the ARCH homeless shelter in downtown Austin.

Anyone who resides or owns a business within a six block radius of the ARCH can look forward to a total shit show of crime, drug use, violence, mayhem and death starting on September 30th.

California journalists are shocked that Austin City Council members could be so stupid.

No one who lives here is surprised at all.

We have total idiots running this clown town.

Teddy is coming up on his two year anniversary of being politically active in Austin, racking up nearly $20 million in savings for Austin taxpayers.

  • Sherry Matthews Group - $15 million

  • MEA Promos - $4 million

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again.

Here in heavily Democratic Austin, I’m surrounded by people who vote for the same bunch of idiots who are focused on making the lives of citizens less enjoyable.

Crime, homelessness and the cost of housing are the three biggest problems facing Austin.

All three were dramatically accelerated by the dipshit Democrats on the Austin City Council voting to:

  • Allow homeless camping anywhere in 2019

  • Defund the Austin police department by $150 million in August 2020

  • Putting a 25% guaranteed hike in property taxes on the ballot for Project Connect in November 2020

Now the same people who are living in downtown apartments who voted for a downtown tunnel are going to bitch like Karen’s on their period when construction finally begins and they finally realize they will be greatly inconvenienced by several years of dust, debris and noise when Austin tears up downtown to build the only underground train station in the Midwest or Southwest United States.


I need to move away from Austin and closer to the beach so I can more thoroughly investigate these offshore wind turbine farms.

Fish are shy and they don’t speak English.

Same with birds, bats, sea turtles, marine mammals and crustaceans.

Someone has to defend our friends in the ocean.

Joe Biden wants to go all-in on offshore wind farming. But when you calculate all the greenhouse gases that are created just by scoping out the project, constructing the base and installing the giant turbine and blades, you realize this is the single dumbest idea in the history of humanity.

They want to fight climate change by destroying the environment.

Offshore wind companies lay huge HVAC cables on the sea floor to transport the electricity from the wind turbines in the ocean back to the shore.

The cables not only produce an electromagnetic field (EMF) that totally messes with marine species like skates, sharks and lobster.

These HVAC cables also give off a ton of heat.

They raise the ambient temperature in a two foot range around the cable by 68 degrees Fahrenheit!

Gee, do you think that will have any impact on aquatic life on the ocean floor, when there’s a 26 mile undersea cable raising the temperature by 68 degrees?

Joe Biden wants to build these giant ugly turbines all along the east, west and Gulf Coasts.

From Maine to North Carolina in the Atlantic, from California up to Washington in the Pacific, and all along the Gulf Coast states of Texas and Louisiana.

Seems like Florida is the only state smart enough to say no to offshore wind.

Probably because the turbines are ugly (tourism), fisherman hate them (seafood industry) and they hardly produce any power.

I seriously think these wind turbines use more energy during the surveying and construction phase than they produce during their meager 15 to 20 year life spans.

Look at all the metric tons of carbon dioxide used by ships to build one wind farm.

Ships are burning through 2,663 metric tons of carbon dioxide and 2,695 metric tons of carbon dioxide equivalents per year for the first five years of SURVEYING the ocean.

That’s 25,000 metric tons of carbon dioxide during the five years of surveying - before they even start building the giant fan!

This is a totally insane idea.

Look at all the nautical miles traveled just to SURVEY the area.

Some Impact producing factors of Offshore Wind Farms:

  • Commercial Fisheries go out of business  

  • Recreational Fishing stops

  • Millions of dead birds, fish, sea turtles, marine life

  • Air emissions and pollution from ships during construction and daily maintenance 

  • Ocean floor disturbance when pile-driving and laying undersea cables

  • Loud-ass Noise during construction 

  • Coastal land use destroyed

  • Lighting and visual impacts 

  • Vessel strikes

  • Way more

I’m reading through this 510 page PDF about the 545,000 acre offshore wind farm that will be located in the Gulf of Mexico, 24 nautical miles off the coast of Galveston, Texas.

Going to write a post and tape a podcast exclusively focused on the absolutely horrifying impact that these offshore wind farms will have on everything that lives in or around the ocean.

Including humans.

If you like shrimp, better eat up now.


China is super pissed that Nancy Pelosi wants to visit Taiwan on her trip to Asia this weekend.

Check out the most viewed stories on the Chinese Communist Party’s propaganda paper GlobalTimes.

Timeline on Clown Planet could have Nancy Pelosi starring as Archduke Franz Ferdinand in the kickoff to WWIII.

Stay tuned.

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