Welcome to the new Teddy Brosevelt Substack
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Twitter, the First Amendment and Freedom of Speech
With three suspensions since July 2021 and a history of shoving red pills down people’s throats, it’s inevitable that Teddy will get banned from Twitter sometime between now and November 8, 2022.
All 23,500 tweets since January 2020 will vanish into oblivion, never to be seen again.
That’s a ton of free writing for those Twats over the past 26 months.
Almost 30 tweets per day.
If you turned all those tweets into sentences and paragraphs about the same topic, after 26 months your book would be way bigger, longer and fatter than Moby Dick.
So let me get this straight.
Teddy is doing all the writing for free.
But those anti-American bastards at Twitter who hate me, apple pie and the First Amendment are raking in all the dough.
And worst of all - they own every single word.
It’s like selling your soul to a woke, gender fluid, vaxxed and boosted devil.
Instead of turning 280 character literary tricks on Twitter for digital dopamine hits, making the move to Substack is superior in every way.
I will still keep my Twitter active, but use it to promote the new Teddy Brosevelt Substack [TBS].
Big Tech Employee Count:
Twitter - 5,500
Facebook - 58,604
Google - 156,500
When Satan calculates that 220,604 souls from Big Tech will be arriving in hell over the next 75 years, you can bet dollars to donuts that the Devil will begin the first expansion of hell since the 14th Century.
This Michelangelo painting shows that hell is kinda like tubing down the river and drinking beer on a lazy summer day.
EXCEPT:
The river is hot lava
Instead of an inner tube, you’ve got a blue pool noodle that was left out in the sun too much in summer 2021, used as a pit bull’s dog toy in fall 2021, then decayed in a dusty attic all winter
Beer is a 50/50 mix of groundhog & prairie dog urine that was heated up in the microwave for :30 seconds
Dawn of a new era
The brand new Teddy Brosevelt Substack [TBS] has arrived to fill your life with joy, laughter and multiple orgasms.
Q: Hey Teddy, how often will your newsletter be published and how much will it cost? Love, Santa
A: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
First, the Teddy Brosevelt Substack newsletter will be FREE for the duration of March.
Lucky for Teddy, there are only five days left until April.
How often will it come out? There will be new posts every 24 to 48 hours.
Translated into Silicon Valleyese:
“Our strategy for this space is to let it evolve organically, as we focus on uplifting the Teddy Brosevelt community with joy, laughter and multiple orgasms.”
You can subscribe right here:
ALSO: The brand new Substack app is available for iOS.
If you enjoy instant notifications and a clean inbox, then download the app.
Dr. Robert Malone Drops More Truth Bombs
American hero Dr. Robert Malone understands that the World Economic Forum (WEF) is the leading organization pushing the sinister globalist agenda.
In this must-read Substack post, Dr. Malone lists all of the people in Politics and policy, Big Tech and the very fake news media who are collaborating with the WEF to destroy America.
“You’ll own nothing and be happy.” - Klaus Schwab
WEF GLOBALIST PUPPETS IN AMERICA
Politics and policy:
White House coronavirus response coordinator Jeffrey Zients
Former U.S. Representative Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii)
California Governor Gavin Newsom
U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg
Lobby group #Masks4All co-founder Jeremy Howard
Jonathan Soros (son of George Soros)
Former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers
Black Lives Matter co-founder Alicia Garza
Ivanka Trump
Chelsea Clinton
Hillary Clinton confidante Huma Abedin
Former U.S. ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley
Former U.S. ambassador to the UN Samantha Power
Eurasia Group founder Ian Bremmer
U.S.-British financier Bill Browder
Human Rights Watch director Kenneth Roth
Economist Paul Krugman
Technology and Social Media:
Microsoft founder Bill Gates
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos
Google co-founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page
Tesla and SpaceX founder Elon Musk
Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla, and Pfizer VP Vasudha Vats
Moderna CEO Stéphane Bance
Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg
PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel
eBay co-founder Pierre Omidyar
Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt
Former Microsoft CEO Steven Ballmer
Legacy Media:
Fox CEO and News Corp co-chair Lachlan Murdoch
ABC News commentator George Stephanopoulos
CNN commentator Anderson Cooper
CNN medical analyst Leana Wen
CNN chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman
New York Times financial columnist Andrew Ross Sorkin
Another European Pro Athlete Suffers Cardiac Event During Competition
Did you hear another pro athlete in Europe had cardiac issues during competition and collapsed six days ago?
Italian pro cyclist Sonny Colbrelli collapsed from unstable cardiac arrhythmia during stage one of Spain’s Tour of Catalunya last Sunday.
Race doctors needed a defibrillator to restart his heart, with one doctor telling a local Spanish paper:
“If he had suffered a heart attack during training, without a doctor and especially without a defibrillator nearby, Colbrelli could have died.”
Doctors still don’t know if Colbrelli can keep cycling. His career might be over.
This isn’t some back-of-the-pack scrub we’re talking about.
Colbrelli is one of the best cyclists on the planet. He won three Top Five stage finishes at the 2021 Tour de France and finished third overall in points.
Seems like another world-class athlete in the prime of their career suffering a major heart issue during competition should be a bigger story…
Especially considering the number of athletes since last summer who have experienced similar injuries:
June 2021: Danish soccer star Christian Eriksen collapsed on the pitch after suffering cardiac arrest during the opening match of the Euro 2020 tournament against Finland. Denmark's team doctor said Eriksen “was gone” before being resuscitated from cardiac arrest. Danish team doctor: “Well, what should I say? He was gone. And we did cardiac resuscitation and it was cardiac arrest. How close were we? I don't know.”
August 2021: Italian pro volleyball player Francesca Marcon was diagnosed with pericarditis after her second Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. Marcon posted on Instagram: “I state that I am not anti-vax but I was never convinced about taking this vaccine and now I understand why. Perhaps this speech of mine may be a bit blasphemous. But I wonder: is there no form of ‘compensation’ for those who suffer health damage after having the vaccine?”
September 2021: Former world No. 25 tennis player Jeremy Chardy says he has a “series of problems” after taking the COVID-19 vaccine and his 2021 season is over. Chardy explains: “Since I got my vaccine, I have a problem, I have a series of problems. As a result, I can't train, I can't play.”
September 2021: Belgian cyclist Greg Luyssen is forced to retire at age 22 after experiencing heart issues during the Kortemark Race, being rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with heart failure. “I felt a huge pressure in my chest and it was so bad that I had to leave the race. I was taken to hospital and diagnosed with heart failure. I already had a fever a number of times for no apparent reason after my second COVID-19 vaccine…”
October 2021: Former Atlanta Hawks point guard Brandon Goodwin says complications from the Covid vaccine ended his season.
October 2021: The world’s top static free diver, Florian Dagoury, posts on Instagram that he was diagnosed with Myocarditis and Pericarditis, just 40 days after his second dose of the Pfizer vaccine. “I’m now struggling to reach 8min breath hold, 150m dyn and I even have a strong urge to breath doing 40m dives. 30% decrease on my diving performance roughly.”
December 2021: Barcelona's legendary striker Sergio Aguero announces retires from soccer due to a heart condition at age 33. Barcelona doctors said Aguero was suffering from a heart arrhythmia. Subsequent cardiac exams showed that Aguero would be risking his life by continuing to play.
February 2022: The number one ranked tennis player in France, Gael Monfils, blames an adverse reaction to Covid booster for his recent withdrawals. The 35-year-old withdrew from the 2022 Davis Cup, citing a “health glitch” following his third Covid vaccine.
How can we bury our heads in the sand and ignore all these world-class athletes experiencing cardiac events when IT’S HAPPENING TO A NEW ATHLETE EVERY MONTH?!
That’s all for now.
Until we meet again,
TB22
