Biden's Ghastly Blunder in Poland, FBI Crime Stats No Longer Exist and More
Joe Biden Finishes Speech Someone Else Wrote For Him, Decides to Ad-Lib on the World Stage and Sticks Tough Actin' Tinactin-Coated Foot in Mouth
After 431 days on the job, Bo Jyden has racked up more foul-ups, bleeps and blunders than every single U.S. president since the invention of television combined.
It’s one thing when Biden insults a husky middle-aged man at the 2020 Iowa caucuses by calling him ‘fat’, ‘liar’ and challenging him to a push-up contest for having the audacity to ask about his degenerate crackhead son’s ties to the #3 most corrupt nation on Earth.
It’s a whole other burrito when Dipshit Joe delivers a speech on the world stage in Warsaw and decides to “wing it” with an abominable ad-lib at the end.
“For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power.”
Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov responded by telling Reuters that “the president of Russia is elected by Russians” and “it’s not for Biden to decide” whether Putin remains in power.
Wait, it gets worse.
“This speech — and the passages which concern Russia — is astounding, to use polite words.”
“He doesn't understand that the world is not limited to the United States and most of Europe.”
- Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov
Biden’s only remaining support is amongst lazy dipshit adults who, like Joe and Jill, also want to spend all summer at home on vacation, getting more stimulus money, free gas cards, and their student loans forgiven.
The latest NBC poll shows 55% of Americans hate Biden’s guts, while his abysmal 40% approval rating is the lowest since he got sworn in.
You know the tables have officially turned, been flipped over, doused in OPEC oil and set on fire when even the globalist shills at the Washington Post finally admit that Biden blows.
“White House officials were adamant the remark was not a sign of a policy change, but they did concede it was just the latest example of Biden’s penchant for stumbling off message.”
“And like many of his unintended comments, they came at the end of his speech as he ad-libbed and veered from the carefully crafted text on the teleprompter.”
- Washington Post, ‘How Biden Sparked a global uproar with nine ad-libbed words about Putin’, 3/27/22
The American press corps immediately descended on Biden’s staff after the gaffe heard ‘round the world, asking what the hell POTUS meant by “this man cannot remain in power”?
Blinken held a press conference to throw a bucket of soapy water on top of steaming pile of manure, but the pungent scent of horseshit wafted from Poland to Moscow.
Putin said, “does anyone else in here smell horseshit?” followed by, “can you believe that idiot Biden just told the world he wants regime change in Russia? Now I understand their true intentions. They want me dead. Now I have even greater justification for aggressive military strategy.”
Does Dipshit Joe understand that Russia and the United States are nearly TIED for the world’s largest nuclear weapons arsenal with over 6,000 each?
FBI Crime Data is Now Worthless, What the Hell Happened?
The latest FBI quarterly crime report includes this disclaimer:
“Less than 60% of law enforcement agencies in the USA submitted crime data for 2021.”
Crime EXPLODED in 2021 after Democrat-run cities spent 2020 defunding, demoralizing and demonizing the brave men and women in law enforcement.
But only 9,881 of 18,818 police agencies (52%) provided data for last year.
The FBI says they won’t publish 2021 crime stats unless they receive data from >60% of the precincts.
Why sixty percent? What makes that number so special?
Jacob Kaplan, criminologist at Princeton University, calls bullshit.
“It’s a pretty arbitrary threshold because 60% is completely meaningless. It’s not like 60% means the data is useful and 59% means the data is not useful”
TRANSLATION: ‘The Resistance’ doesn’t want Republican political candidates to use data from the crime explosion in their campaigns.
Is anyone surprised that law enforcement agencies in crime-infested Washington D.C. and Baltimore didn’t bother sending in their crime data for 2021?
BIGGER QUESTION: Would Democrat leaders coordinate an effort to intentionally withhold their crime data to ensure the 60% threshold wasn’t reached and the proof of a massive crime explosion would be suppressed.
YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT THEY WOULD!
KXAN News TV Hack in Austin, Texas Receives Warm Welcome from His New Unhoused Neighbor
How it started:
How it’s going:
Joe Biden’s comments on Reparations to a local Delaware newspaper in 1975
“I do not buy the concept, popular in the ’60s, which said, ‘We have suppressed the black man for 300 years and the white man is now far ahead in the race for everything our society offers. In order to even the score, we must now give the black man a head start, or even hold the white man back, to even the race. I don’t buy that.”
"I don’t feel responsible for the sins of my father and grandfather. I feel responsible for what the situation is today, for the sins of my own generation. And I’ll be damned if I feel responsible to pay for what happened 300 years ago.”
LINK: Cleveland.com
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